Top 25 because I couldn’t narrow it down to ten. This is a mixture between drivers raging on the radio, interview soundbites, and announcer slip-ups. Also, and I hate that I even have to say this, but try to keep anything negative in the comments section to constructive criticism and not resort to personal attacks. On that note:

25. “Thank you NASCAR for screwing my day.” – Juan Pablo Montoya

24. “His wife wears the firesuit in the family, so its probably not his fault.” – Joey Logano

23. “I’m gonna have nightmares tonight about kids eating free.” – Kevin Harvick

22. “Jesus H. Christ, I am way past the commitment line.” – Kurt Busch

21. “I’m not optimistic, I’m (expletive) realistic.” – Kyle Busch